2011 Limerick War
Last year this was extremely successful, so I have decided to run this for a full month! I have made the attack post into a page so you can quickly select it from the navigational bar at the top of the website.
When March comes to a crashing halt, a winner will be determined and there MIGHT be a prize. MIGHT! All in all, this is meant to be fun! Also, this year is not just reserved for the Betties! I want EVERYONE’s gloves off!
You may have done this before
it runs rampant on forums galore
As Saint Paddy’s comes near
It is perfectly clear
That I kickstart a LIMERICK WAR!
The purpose of this lovely thread
is not meant to emotionally shred
Though it does sound outrageous
This can be contagious!
So make sure you know what’s ahead
You might say “Ali, What have you done?
I don’t want to feel like I’m shunned!”
With each post you endeavor
to not be mean but clever!
This should all be taken in fun!
You may feel you’ve been given the crown
the post below will then take you to town.
I say take that licking
and just keep on kicking
Because you aren’t out, just down!
With each post you can always fight back
but keep track of your form of attack
Using actors as your defense
only makes a false pretense
Any frankly, makes me want to yak.
This contest is not about Saints
so I suggest you act with restraint.
please take that to heart
before you even start
because you will get a lot of complaints.
This isn’t meant to cause a schism
or an all out cataclysm
We are all in this boat
so let’s keep it afloat
I can’t believe I used THAT aphorism.
The troops have been called to attention
and though I shouldn’t have to mention
it gives me great glee
that the war starts with me
So begin with the mock condescension!
If you don’t want to be attacked but want to contribute, you can add “Attack Ali or Feanix”. We don’t mind.